August 2011
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Welcome to the Vulva Baby! You're Gonna Die!
WELCOME TO THE VULVA BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!!:
A man and a woman go into a dr’s office. They look hopeful and excited.
DOCTOR: Mr and Mrs. Johnson (Builds tension)… I have the great news you’re looking for.
The couple gets extremely excited and start hugging and crying etc.
MR JOHNSON (GARY): Oh my god doc thank you! (Turns to his wife) Honey, you’re pregnant this...
My Funny Co-Worker
faqrulesyou:
Sometimes my co-workers are freAKING hilarious. I was talking with my boss about horror movies, like I do at my awesome job, and I said, “they kind of slipped up on the Freddy Krueger redesign,” and one of my other co-workers, who is not a professional comedian chimed in and said, “Did they give him corn rows.” I ALMOST FUCKING PUKED SHIT it was so funny. Comedy is happening folks....
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